Whale foreskin saga rages on

Whale foreskin saga rages on

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In a recent blog post (read here) I concentrated on a small spat between a luxury Russian carmaker named Dartz and animal rights groups including the WWF and even Pamela Anderson. The boner of contention was around weather using whale foreskin to cover the seats on a luxury SUV was acceptable or not. Dartz eventually backed down and in a confusing press release announced they wouldn’t use Whale foreskin leather and they apologized to their “Sea brothers”. It was a obviously a fairly controversial blog post and provoked a record equaling response of one comment (shout out to Pedey).

But a simple clarifying press release isn’t enough for Dartz, I mean they shocked the world with their inclusion of whale foreskin interior on the options list for the uber-expensive SUV and worse they distracted Pammy from her other important duties to speak out against them. So how can a carmaker make things right again, you got it, by making a car. But just any old car wouldn’t do this had to be most unique ride and Dartz achieved it with the ‘Whale Thanks Giving Car’.

Breaking away from regular production, Dartz apparently built the Volga-based vehicle’s body from Kevlar fibre making it totally bulletproof to stop local gangsters from taking a pop at it. No word on weather it’s harpoon proof too. According to the press release the car will be gifted to Pammy if she is willing to do a photo shoot with it under the motto ‘I’d rather drive naked than on whale penis’. Seems reasonable. The press release also states that on the bonnet is a representation of the Blue Whale, proud owner of the biggest penis on planet earth.

Now, I’m no marine biologist but I’ve seen enough episodes of Our World to seriously suspect that it may in fact be a shark on the front of this custom cruiser.

As far as I’m concerned with such a special gift to the automotive world all is forgiven with Dartz. But you can make up your own mind by reading the official Dartz press release below, it doesn’t make too much sense but very little of this entire episode does.

Press Release:

WHALE PENIS ON WHEELS RETURNS. IT’S BULLETPROOF.

NOT INSIDE — BUT OUTSIDE.

Thanks Pamela Anderson all world whales now can be sure about their penises. Nobody will cut them to make car seats.

Regarding that Whales make an ocean summit were they make a decision to make WHALE-THANKS-GIVING-CAR.

And they order to make this car to DARTZ — team which shocked whales with seats idea.

Of course this is just joke, but after SAVE the WALES wave DARTZ make a decision to make own SAVE the WALES show car.

This car was made from the same kevlar fiber we use for our car bulletproofing — so we can tell that whale on hood is also bulletproof.

Our guys work two weeks around the clock to make this show car, we stopped some works with our RED DIAMOND (which is already booked) as we are funny people — and sometimes stop to make serious things, making some funny things instead. We are not serious professionals in fish world — all we know that caviar is good with Vodka — but we think this hood whale is a copy of Blue Wale — which have biggest penis on planet Earth.

We will be happy to present this car to Pam Am — she can use it…. like she want’s.

But more we dreaming to make a photosession with our Luxury Tank and Pam, under motto

I’D RATHER DRIVE NAKED THAN ON WHALE PENIS ))))…….

We can make this session at Top Marques Monaco 2010 or Cannes Festival 2010 were we also are planning to present this car — and of course present Pam WHALEWATCH car after photosession!

whale foreskin2

whale foreskin1

In a recent blog post (read here) I concentrated on a small spat between a luxury Russian carmaker named Dartz and animal rights groups including the WWF and even Pamela Anderson. The boner of contention was around weather using whale foreskin to cover the seats on a luxury SUV was acceptable or not. Dartz eventually backed down and in a confusing press release announced they wouldn’t use Whale foreskin leather and they apologized to their “Sea brothers”. It was a obviously a fairly controversial blog post and provoked a record equaling response of one comment (shout out to Pedey).

But a simple clarifying press release isn’t enough for Dartz, I mean they shocked the world with their inclusion of whale foreskin interior on the options list for the uber-expensive SUV and worse they distracted Pammy from her other important duties to speak out against them. So how can a carmaker make things right again, you got it, by making a car. But just any old car wouldn’t do this had to be most unique ride and Dartz achieved it with the ‘Whale Thanks Giving Car’.

Breaking away from regular production, Dartz apparently built the Volga-based vehicle’s body from Kevlar fibre making it totally bulletproof to stop local gangsters from taking a pop at it. No word on weather it’s harpoon proof too. According to the press release the car will be gifted to Pammy if she is willing to do a photo shoot with it under the motto ‘I’d rather drive naked than on whale penis’. Seems reasonable. The press release also states that on the bonnet is a representation of the Blue Whale, proud owner of the biggest penis on planet earth.

Now, I’m no marine biologist but I’ve seen enough episodes of Our World to seriously suspect that it may in fact be a shark on the front of this custom cruiser.

As far as I’m concerned with such a special gift to the automotive world all is forgiven with Dartz. But you can make up your own mind by reading the official Dartz press release below, it doesn’t make too much sense but very little of this entire episode does.

Press Release:

WHALE PENIS ON WHEELS RETURNS. IT’S BULLETPROOF.

NOT INSIDE — BUT OUTSIDE.

Thanks Pamela Anderson all world whales now can be sure about their penises. Nobody will cut them to make car seats.

Regarding that Whales make an ocean summit were they make a decision to make WHALE-THANKS-GIVING-CAR.

And they order to make this car to DARTZ — team which shocked whales with seats idea.

Of course this is just joke, but after SAVE the WALES wave DARTZ make a decision to make own SAVE the WALES show car.

This car was made from the same kevlar fiber we use for our car bulletproofing — so we can tell that whale on hood is also bulletproof.

Our guys work two weeks around the clock to make this show car, we stopped some works with our RED DIAMOND (which is already booked) as we are funny people — and sometimes stop to make serious things, making some funny things instead. We are not serious professionals in fish world — all we know that caviar is good with Vodka — but we think this hood whale is a copy of Blue Wale — which have biggest penis on planet Earth.

We will be happy to present this car to Pam Am — she can use it…. like she want’s.

But more we dreaming to make a photosession with our Luxury Tank and Pam, under motto

I’D RATHER DRIVE NAKED THAN ON WHALE PENIS ))))…….

We can make this session at Top Marques Monaco 2010 or Cannes Festival 2010 were we also are planning to present this car — and of course present Pam WHALEWATCH car after photosession!

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