Pulped Ferrari

Pulped Ferrari

The movie Pulp Fiction is responsible for a few pearls of wisdom, and I’m not talking about all that ‘Royale with Cheese’ stupidity. More so when hit man Vincent Vega says “You just don’t f**k with another man’s automobile” something I agree with entirely.

I mean a man’s car is a sacred thing, and to cross the boundary into damaging it is an offence surely worthy of a fiery afterlife. Even if you come home to find another guy banging your wife while kicking your dog and drinking your last beer, you still don’t go outside and smash up his ride, you find another avenue for revenge because it just isn’t right.

Tell that to Aaron Billington, who has been in the news recently on account of smashing up Jamiroquai front man Jay Kay’s Ferrari Enzo, he didn’t listen to Vincent Vega and now he has to face the music. After convicting Billington of the crime, the courts of Ipswich in the UK sentenced the chef to fork over cold hard cash to pay for the $30,000 NZ in damage and spend 20 weeks in the cooler. Young Aaron broke the rules and the code that most decent guys live by and that’s bad, but a part of me feels very sorry for him.

Let’s face it Jay Kay is a bit of a dick, when most short men just become very good at a single sport or brag about the disproportionate size of their wangs Jay Kay resorts to ridiculous hats to trick people into thinking he isn’t just an angry midget. Hang on, midget isn’t P.C anymore, I mean ‘little person’. His dance style is erratic and indefinable and his chirpy jazzy blend of music was only cool around the year 2000 when we were all just glad the world hadn’t ended and more importantly our computers still worked.

Apparently the earlier altercation between Billington and Jay Kay was (surprise surprise) over a young lady. Now, for all Jay Kay’s shortcomings he is still a rock star and still extremely wealthy, and he has more than one Ferrari, so what chance did Billington a 21-year old guy who stutters when he gets nervous have in any type of battle with him? Slim to none.

Tough break for Billington, he lost the girl, lost any cash he had and then some, and ultimately lost his freedom. That everyone is why you don’t f**k with another man’s automobile¦ ever.

Jay Kay Ferrari smashed

The movie Pulp Fiction is responsible for a few pearls of wisdom, and I’m not talking about all that ‘Royale with Cheese’ stupidity. More so when hit man Vincent Vega says “You just don’t f**k with another man’s automobile” something I agree with entirely.

I mean a man’s car is a sacred thing, and to cross the boundary into damaging it is an offence surely worthy of a fiery afterlife. Even if you come home to find another guy banging your wife while kicking your dog and drinking your last beer, you still don’t go outside and smash up his ride, you find another avenue for revenge because it just isn’t right.

Tell that to Aaron Billington, who has been in the news recently on account of smashing up Jamiroquai front man Jay Kay’s Ferrari Enzo, he didn’t listen to Vincent Vega and now he has to face the music. After convicting Billington of the crime, the courts of Ipswich in the UK sentenced the chef to fork over cold hard cash to pay for the $30,000 NZ in damage and spend 20 weeks in the cooler. Young Aaron broke the rules and the code that most decent guys live by and that’s bad, but a part of me feels very sorry for him.

Let’s face it Jay Kay is a bit of a dick, when most short men just become very good at a single sport or brag about the disproportionate size of their wangs Jay Kay resorts to ridiculous hats to trick people into thinking he isn’t just an angry midget. Hang on, midget isn’t P.C anymore, I mean ‘little person’. His dance style is erratic and indefinable and his chirpy jazzy blend of music was only cool around the year 2000 when we were all just glad the world hadn’t ended and more importantly our computers still worked.

Apparently the earlier altercation between Billington and Jay Kay was (surprise surprise) over a young lady. Now, for all Jay Kay’s shortcomings he is still a rock star and still extremely wealthy, and he has more than one Ferrari, so what chance did Billington a 21-year old guy who stutters when he gets nervous have in any type of battle with him? Slim to none.

Tough break for Billington, he lost the girl, lost any cash he had and then some, and ultimately lost his freedom. That everyone is why you don’t f**k with another man’s automobile¦ ever.

Jay Kay Ferrari smashed

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