Luxury SUV denied whale foreskin leather interior

Luxury SUV denied whale foreskin leather interior

It may not surprise you to read that there is a Russian carmaker named Dartz and that this manufacturer has recently released an ultra-luxury armoured SUV. With the amount of new money in the former Soviet region and the popularity of getting shot by Russian gangsters a luxury armoured SUV sounds like a cracking idea. But what may surprise you is that this Dartz SUV was to make use of an interesting interior material – Leather pulled from the foreskin of a whale’s penis. Why whale foreskin? Someone told Dartz it was the best foreskin for making leather so they just cut straight to it.Unfortunately for Dartz, word quickly spread about its unique choice of materials and it received negative responses from Greenpeace, the WWF (not the wrestling one) and even Pamela Anderson and she’s an expert on that organ. As the pressure mounted, Dartz’s once hard stance began to soften and they came to the conclusion that using whale dick just wasn’t cool. Then as if inspired by Pamela’s interest in the issue, Dartz decided to use artificial leather instead. Male whales globally breathed a little easier.

To let the World know about the change of heart, Dartz big cheese Leonard Yankelovich wrote up a press release discussing the change. Check out some of it below, it’s ‘most of most’ brilliant.

“We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want – to make just luxury car. Real luxury car which will be world number one car All we want to unite luxury and armoring traditions of RussoBalt factory in one car, which brand celebrated 100 years now.

We just looking for most expensive products for this car – and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales – we will keep You live! We don’t Earth fall down to Ocean!”

There you have it, if nothing else it seems genuine, I get a bit lost at the end there but the sentiment of ‘Sea Brothers’ is something those Japanese whalers could take note of.

Dartz Prombron fq

It may not surprise you to read that there is a Russian carmaker named Dartz and that this manufacturer has recently released an ultra-luxury armoured SUV. With the amount of new money in the former Soviet region and the popularity of getting shot by Russian gangsters a luxury armoured SUV sounds like a cracking idea. But what may surprise you is that this Dartz SUV was to make use of an interesting interior material – Leather pulled from the foreskin of a whale’s penis. Why whale foreskin? Someone told Dartz it was the best foreskin for making leather so they just cut straight to it.Unfortunately for Dartz, word quickly spread about its unique choice of materials and it received negative responses from Greenpeace, the WWF (not the wrestling one) and even Pamela Anderson and she’s an expert on that organ. As the pressure mounted, Dartz’s once hard stance began to soften and they came to the conclusion that using whale dick just wasn’t cool. Then as if inspired by Pamela’s interest in the issue, Dartz decided to use artificial leather instead. Male whales globally breathed a little easier.

To let the World know about the change of heart, Dartz big cheese Leonard Yankelovich wrote up a press release discussing the change. Check out some of it below, it’s ‘most of most’ brilliant.

“We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want – to make just luxury car. Real luxury car which will be world number one car All we want to unite luxury and armoring traditions of RussoBalt factory in one car, which brand celebrated 100 years now.

We just looking for most expensive products for this car – and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all. We will focus on world most advanced nanotechnologies to achieve interior highest quality using artificial materials which also was never used for cars. We want to tell our hello to all whales: Our Sea Brothers! We all know that earth are stand on three whales – we will keep You live! We don’t Earth fall down to Ocean!”

There you have it, if nothing else it seems genuine, I get a bit lost at the end there but the sentiment of ‘Sea Brothers’ is something those Japanese whalers could take note of.

Dartz Prombron fq

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